Author: lizziehopley

Why people usually do stand-up:- To get laid Because they're mentally challenged (this covers everything from basic narcissism to ‘I have my own day-of-the-week plastic pill tray’) They think they’re funny They think it looks easy They’re bored They LIKE being scared Why I’m doing it:- 2, 3, 5 but most definitely 6. To explain: … Continue reading Why do this – again? →

  So you want to be a stand-up comedian? A million, trillion years ago, so did I. I watched stand-up all the time. I had my heroes, wrote reams of the stuff. So I booked a gig. And didn’t eat for 3 days. My bowel nearly fell out with fear. So I trained as an … Continue reading So you want to be a stand-up comedian? →